"so I quickly wrote up one hell of a failure of an unformatted introductory offer into my life."
Hahaha Same. My introduction post was awful. It took me about three months to come into my own a little bit.
"I saw a massive digital park full of buskers where everyone got their hustle on and placed a virtual hat on the ground to collect digital coins."
I never thought of it that way but I like that analogy.