Things that gives an ORGASM to solitary people!

[beardedgentleman]

What is the point of writing the introduction to a list if nobody reads it? This is the question that haunts me in my sleep. So I avoided doing the usual two unnecessary lines that should somehow introduce the subject discussed below, or, quite a point –by-point, the things that make give an orgasm to solitary people. The beautiful thing is that writing that I didn’t want to write the two lines, at the end I did. So, cool!

1. Get on a bus and getting emotional checking that it is completely empty.

2. An entire month without birthday parties.

3. Take a trip alone.

4. The giant headphones.

5. Silence.

6. WiFi in public places.

7. Rest in a bar because it’s raining and find it is empty.

8. When a stranger calls you Mr.

9. The feeling of freedom after having lunch with your relatives.

10. Snowfall that prevents everyone from living their home.

1. When you talk to no one.

2. A friend with whom you had to go out to send you a message saying he can’t make it.

3. Taking an Uber and find that the driver minds his own business more than you do.

4. Go on holiday to the beach in February.

5. When you meet someone and he/she won’t shake your hand nor kisses you.

6. Take a train trip without meeting anyone you know.

7. When your phone has no battery.

8. The very few times you go to a small movie theater and God bless you with the miracle to find that you are the only one (happened once)/

9. Dine on your own.

10. Finding a person able to be silent while being together