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I will cuss them out in tongues.

LOL throw some rattlesnakes at them and say it was GOD's will

[Edit] oh yeah, it's better than just a religious exemption; there are some medial co-ops (small scale insurance pools, if I understand correctly) that not just exempt from ACA, but that you don't have to be a church member to join

I'm in Arizona so getting the rattlesnakes shouldn't be a huge problem. :-)
That is interesting. I will have to look into that.