LOL neil seems like a pertty cool guy but that must have been one mortifying experience. Not everyone can live that one down with grace and style. I have nothing on that level but my embarasing story was in a soccer game as a junior. It was a rainy day and it was the final and somehow the ball rolled across the box and the goalie missed it, it was in my path, infront of the goals, seemly unmissable and as I stepped up to tap it inot the net i slipped in the mud fall ass first and missed the ball and let it roll by.
I didn't want to get up, I wished the mud would just drag me down to the depths of the earth lol. FYI Found your post from @bengy submission for @Pifc