RE: What is this Holloweasterweed thing you people celebrate?

I deliberately don't celebrate it myself. But it's candy sales time so let me see if I can answer your heloweedy questions:

Booze sales increase because they wait all night long for the doorbell to ring and hand out candies. They're up so why not take a swig. Isn't Black Friday the 2nd best day for selling? Not sure for booze.
They hand out booze at the dentist office? Kill them bacteria in your mouth. _{Ohh, you said candy. Oh well, missed it. My eyes crossed.}
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kingsofa (53) 6 years ago (edited)

Lol, wonderful reply!

That makes a lot of sense. I would rather hand out pumpkin seeds and avoid the side effects of the Alcohols magic. What’s a Black Friday? Makes me think of scorched priorities.
Maybe the dentist crossed your eyes. I hope you feel better.
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