I think the universe was telling you to get off your ass and go get some sun. I know how I am in the winter, my wife made me go outside and sit in a chair today. I was just sitting watching the kids and basking in the sun.
I probably feel better today than I have in the last 6 months. And you took Bob as messing with you about birds but he was really telling you everything is alright. Sometimes we need to really look deeper at everything as a whole as annoyance can sometime skew your view.
All is well though. I think this post is a good example of what I'd be like if I truly let these little things bother me. I did wake up to this madness, I was annoyed; but throughout the day as I was outside at work thinking about this and these dumb little jokes(it's not nice to drown them out in water really cracks me up for some reason), I was smiling to myself and was actually in a pretty good mood.
I agree about the sun though, it's helping, a lot. Feeling less wilted.