Depends on the rum! Like coconut rum :P Other than that it's too strong for me ^_^ I would eat it too.
And yes! Let's rub ice all over us haha.
It's hard being a parent. Congratulate yourself and feel good even though there are days the kids didn't do much at all. If those kids are going to bed with full bellies, a roof over their head and are healthy kids, then be proud that you can offer them that on a daily basis ^_^