Can't Go Out

in #life2 years ago

Welcome to the New Normal... they said.

When you have exhausted all your options to past your time and found yourself shooting random insects and weeds.

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See, even cicadas are bored. These one is an elderly but he can't go out.
He doesn't even have a face mask. How 'bout the mating season?

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So shiny. There were a number of times that I stopped my urges to poke that armor.
Don't worry, in the end I release him outside. Freedom!
But I told him I wouldn't pay the fine if he was caught. Happy mating. :)

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I don't really like threesomes. It's messy and most of the time very noisy.
Don't give your neighbors entertainment my dudes!
Of course, I'm talking about these ants.

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Sometimes you need to do it alone.
Threesomes, Twosomes they are sometimes very chaotic.
You can find inner peace within yourself. You should thank your dominant hand...
Mr. Ant

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I don't really like spiders. They are too cunning.
If you have these guys as co-workers there would always be comparisons.
Well, they can flip more patties at McDonalds.

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Do not be sad that you're a late bloomer.
Most of the time you'll be the last one to fall.
Always let your friend try the mentos-coke experiment first.

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Let it out. Let it out.
It's difficult to have a baby during a pandemic.
Sperm Explosion.

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I'm ending this one with the most normal flower in my backyard.

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It's the patola flower. Not the violet one.