A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom......The husband said to the wife "Satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong" .... I love you"....
Wifey said, "he did not kiss me, he whispered in my ear that , he need vaseline and I told him it is on the bathroom so he rushed away to the bathroom
But why darling ,why did he need a vaseline
" He told me that he is a gay" and really liked you and followed you all the way to our home
the wife replied, so be strong, " I love you a lot"