This is bloody brilliant. It made my morning. I share the same sentiment towards this not so fabulous piece of 'active wear'. Like my wife, @katem said I am a cyclist but I flat out refuse to wear lycra.
It is completely over the top for the average joe, it will not make one iota of difference to your overall speed, it will just make you look like an absolute tool.
Followed and upvoted/resteemed this great post.
Thanks @munchell. I just checked out your work and clicked follow bro! Happy (non-lycra) biking! :)
Aww thank you mate, that is kind of you. No lycra biking all the way!