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RE: What To Write About When I Have Nothing To Write About

in #life4 years ago

A few months ago while in a hurry to get somewhere, this nice lady with a gun started honking at me with a really cool horn so I pulled over to see if that would make it stop. Next thing I know she's complimenting my skills and even asked for an autograph.

...successful day involved simply stepping off the bus since that nice lady decided to keep my license safe so I don't lose it.

Lol. I am dead!

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Next she'll come visit me to ask a few questions about where you been lately and if I have anything to do with your disappearance. I better shower!

My ghost will be listening in on the answers you give to her! LOL

You're going to hear a lot of banging, because this man ain't going down like that, but can't ghosts just watch porn like regular people?

Be careful with the banging otherwise, her gun will for sure make you join the party over here,

Ghost porn sucks, without bodies, what's the point?...humans should really cherish having them bodies.

I cherish my body all the time but all these people do is act afraid and tell me to put it away. Can't even walk near a school now, yet these bastards keep telling me to go get my GED.