Setting them free would at least make more sense than limiting them to the boring life of their 'natural abilities'.
On the war on mumbling, I'm on the side of peace, which fortunately, can only be achieved by running a cabinet into the mumbler's head.
As for swooping in to save the day, take it from me that you never know what a cabinet allowed the freedom of living it's best life can do.
Dude. You're high.
I thought you knew, but apparently you don't. You're in a cabinet store right now. These are only regular cabinets. I'm just the guy that works here. The cabinets can't be free, because they cost money. There's no war on mumbling.
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Guess I should take my ambitions elsewhere, then.
The store across the street sells tires but they might have some magic cabinets. Tell them I sent you and ask for The Long Stand.