Oh you
Fucking, funny you!
Yeah. You'd still be the ultimate wingman. Fake bomber jacket et al.
Hell. I'd also buy you another pint and I'm all into avoiding alcohol and trying not to kill cows.
Even if you can make a ton of cash off 'em :D
I used to wear a black biker jacket full of zips and interesting things. Can't remember where it went. But they're a dime a dozen.
The barely threaded together one I currently have in my pocketses is fake though 👍🏾
But my black leather boots, still going after eleven odd years (shabby chic anyone?) are the real deal. Don't tell ;)