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I was doing that aged 8 and not listening to the bad-breathed dude who was trying to teach me. Fucking idiot. Anyway, never too late.....

At least you knew where all the warp whistles were on Mario 3 though.

And the golden (eye) gun, the last level password to Populous 2 (woitab) on the Amiga, how to fall out of a tree and not die...