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I don't know how you could say "No" to those burgers and I'm not even a burger person.

So I was planning to spin those words and make a dumb joke like, "I went to school with a Rodney Burger." Of course before I bullshit I always like to do my research. Did you know there's hundreds if not thousands of Rodney Burgers out there? I thought for sure nobody would ever name their kid Rodney Burger because it's stupid so therefore that would be the perfect name to use but now that I know, I won't be using that joke, because I don't want to offend him.

😂 So much effort for a joke. In light of that, I once knew a man by the name of Dick Mann. A very nice man and so much not a dick, he was quite happy to joke about his name.

How familiar are you with Saskatchewan?

Like the I've been to almost every town and city kind of familiar.

Oh boy, I have nothing more to add, except to ask, are you Canadian?