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bullshit fountain

Now that might be a poetic addition to the realm of the figure of speech, I like it. 😎

F.E.

"And as I walked down the boulevard of broken dreams, rethinking the fountains of bullshit that came from the mouths of the end-of-the-world prophets, I knew life was good, just there to be lived."

Or

"And as a bullshit fountain erupted from her gorgeous mouth, I could not help but look at her beautiful eyes and slowly drown into a daydream of sin."

It has got potential, even though the AI drawing sucked, it triggered creative inspiration.

You are long enough here to remember the 'good post' days. Now if that ever came back from the dark areas it resolved in... There is now the perfect reply:

"Bullshit fountain", it could even be used now. There's an award hidden in that gem also. 😄

I don't think I invented "bullshit fountain", but it is awesome, and fairly versatile. Probably used it well over 1000 times in my life.

It has been added now to my spectrum of great figures of speech to use in a sentence. Hopefully I won't overdose its usage.

Use sparingly or you'll sound like one yourself.

There's always that risk.