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Ugh, so true. Atleast if they were actually working, they wouldn't even notice your butter usage.

Exactly. So what if I just step aside and rub a bit on my nipples. It helps me concentrate.

Well, I mean, other people have smoke breaks. It's only fair for you to get a few butter breaks.

Yeah. And I don't even have to go all the way outside. I can just do it in front of the customers.

Give them a little backstage view!

No way! I'm not shoving butter up my ass!