Ha, just wait till she found out that we hadn't actually had any parmesan for months.
Laughed out loud, but also had some disturbing vivid imagery pop in my mind. 😅🙈
And now for something completely different, a useless fact:
In Finland they greet each other with 'Moi'. (Pronounced like Oi! With an M in front of it, not the French thing.) Just like they do here in the region of Oldambt.
There the things the Oaldamster language and Finnish have in common begin and end though. (As far as I know.)
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