RE: I Need a Boyfriend!

[redbeardguy]

Wait wait... Sure Eve but what the fuck do I get?

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[eveuncovered]

My soul, last time I checked, it was on high demand on the black market.

[redbeardguy]

I can buy your soul. I will give you 10 years of good luck, beauty and money. And then, hell awaits you...

[eveuncovered]

Sounds like we have a deal!

_{And because I'm a blue eyed girl, I think ten years will be enough for me to change you into a good man who will cherish and love my soul for forever.}

[redbeardguy]

Many have tried, but (un)fortunately they all failed. There's no escape from my pit.

[eveuncovered]

But you've never met me! 😈😏

_{Here we go again, another lie girls tell themselves.}