Top 4 thing we all believed when we were young and stupid

in #life7 years ago (edited)

This is a comprehensive list of the top 4 things we all believed when we were young and stupid:

  1. The Tooth Fairy
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    Remember when you though your parents would let some stranger give you money for what can only be described as an "oral service"? Man, those were the days!

  2. Santa Claus
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    Let's face it, we all believed in this semi-religious representation of being bribed into behaving nicely.

  3. Your parents don't have sex
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    How our parents made us was something we all forced ourself never to think about. But like with Bill Cosby, the sexual truth inevitably comes out. Whom of us cannot relate to walking in on our parents in the middle of crazy monkey sex, and then be scarred for life? Ohh, to be a child again!

  4. Trickle down "economics"
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Remember when you thought that giving all the money to the richest people in society would make them spend more, and therefore improve the economy? Thank God you are now old enough to know that those people are rich because they make more than they can ever possibly manage to spend, no matter how much they try!

Picture 1:http://imgur.com/gallery/wNpwg
Picture 2:http://weknowyourdreams.com/santa-claus.html
Picture 3:http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/25/health/sex-affection-couple-study/index.html

This has been a humorous break from my otherwise serious nature

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the last one is the best one. XD

Thanks, all the others are more or less just leading up to that one. Feel free to upvote and/or follow :)

I got that, it was a good punch line. ;)

If you like good punch lines, I really must insist that you check out the comic that I posted!

Thank you I will.

I am honoured. You have been followed too, worthy steemian!