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OK Steemians, I would love it if in the comment section you would tell me the funniest joke you have ever heard, or if not the best at least a good joke. Any comedians in the house? I would love a good laugh! I will upvote, resteem, and follow the three most funniest jokes!! Also the I will judge the #1 spot and send them 2 SBD. I will do the judging this Friday for the three top jokes! Depending on my incoming SBD, I will probably make this a regular thing. If this grows then I will refine the rules a bit, and make it a contest. If there is a contest all ready like this let me know and I will back off.
Laugh Out Loud contest by: @Tiandao ( Heavens Blade )
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He said, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Holly Shit, That is awesome! Very frickin funny! :) :) I actually laughed out loud! Thank You!
Hahaha! 'twas a good laugh right? 😂 Thanks!
So I have chosen a winner today instead, it does not look like anyone else is going to post a joke. The winner is...... mhelows! This was a very funny joke thank you for playing. As promised I sent @mhelows 2 sbd, and I will follow, improv, dcrockete, and mhelows! Thank you all for posting jokes, if you would like me to keep doing this spread the word so I can build up funds to pay the winners. If I do another one I will have a more refined contest.
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Why? IDK
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: "What the hell was that all about?"
HA HA! That is Good, this is awesome Thank you! LOL
This is me telling the best joke in the world:
Feel free to tell me a joke and win, too!
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/pun-contest-week-3-winners-and-week-4-begins
lol, ha, yep that is some funny stuff!
Thanks! Come do my contest!
So I have chosen a winner today instead, it does not look like anyone else is going to post a joke. The winner is...... mhelows! This was a very funny joke thank you for playing. As promised I sent @mhelows 2 sbd, and I will follow, improv, dcrockete, and mhelows! Thank you all for posting jokes, if you would like me to keep doing this spread the word so I can build up funds to pay the winners. If I do another one I will have a more refined contest.
wooooow! i got the reward! Hooray! Thank you so much! I only joined steemit last week and i already won a contest. Happy kid here! :) I didn't know that it would be so much fun in here. Thank you for the upvotes and re-blog too!
Your very welcome! This place is very wonderful I am glad you are here!
You guys are wonderful, I will decide the three winners on friday at that point I will resteem, follow them, and upvote there content! The #1 spot will get 2SBD as well. Thank you!!!