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My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

Credit: adedayoolumide
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @dragon-ti
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

Not sure this makes sense, but Google translate says I wanted to say...

Ich finde es toll, dass du den Token liebst

!LOLZ

What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

Credit: fallingforward
@dragon-ti, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)