LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Week 7 - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ

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Week 6 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here

Welcome to our weekly LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token.

Sorry we were a bit quite last week as we were dealing with some IT issues that were giving us a good fight. But we worked through them and are back on track.

Last week's Challenge was a great success and we added over 30 jokes to our LOLZ Community joke database. A special shoutout to @marshmellowman for bringing it. We will be getting those added and in the mix today.

So on to this weeks challenge!

The Tasks

  • Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Re-blog this post, and tell us you did in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ

You don't need to upvote this post, but it wwould be much appreciated. All earnings will be staked to increase the curation value of the @lolzbot.

All rewards will be distributed via the LOLZ dropbot in the comments so be sure to leave a comment even if you only re-blogged the post and don't feel like telling a joke.

If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.

What We Are Looking For

Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.

To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -

  • Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
  • Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
  • Funny! Or at least Punny.

Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.

Lets get this party started!

Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!

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About the LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • Upvote and re-Hive our posts. All rewards will be used to help cover server costs and increase curation value.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

@mad-runner
@libertycrypto27
@zottone444
@stefano.massari

Reblogged!

Ok, that is awesome. I would probably be served cold cat food at this restaurant! !DROPLOLZ 8

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@lozio71 - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

I was trying to explain the little investments and savings my client had but she didn't have much interest.

Reblogged and tagging @steemmatt

Thanks for this joke. I somehow didn't see all of these so am WAY behind on accepting them. Please accept my apologies and these late !DROPLOLZ 9

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@theabsolute - You received a 9.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

What do you call a cow with no legs.

Ground beef

@brian.rrr

Reblogged btw

Thanks for this joke. I somehow didn't see all of these so am WAY behind on accepting them. Please accept my apologies and these late !DROPLOLZ 9

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@teenagecrypto - You received a 9.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

There is usually only a limited amount of damage that can be done by dull or stupid people. For creating a truly monumental disaster, you need people with high IQs. - Thomas Sowell

Reblogged

Sorry I missed this earlier... !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@quotes-haven - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Thanks! I appreciate that. 😊

Ich liebe den Token 😀
!LOLZ

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

Credit: adedayoolumide
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @dragon-ti
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

Not sure this makes sense, but Google translate says I wanted to say...

Ich finde es toll, dass du den Token liebst

!LOLZ

What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

Credit: fallingforward
@dragon-ti, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)

I’ve just reblogged and here’s my entry:

I’ve got a barrister friend with a cool accent. He doesn’t know much about the law but he makes a great cappuccino.

Got any jokes @killerwot?

I was wrecking my head trying to think of jokes, it's one of those things when someone asks me, I go blank.

No pressure 😅! Besides, this is a weekly thing so whenever one comes to you, you'll still have a shot 👍

!LOLZ.. thanks for the laugh. !DROPLOLZ 7

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

Credit: marshmellowman
@elementm, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@elementm - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Thanks, that IS better than a kick in the teeth! 😁

I say to you a reverse joke.
Start laughing 😜

I reblog this

@blumela

Thanks for the laugh !LOLZ

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.

Credit: lobaobh
@bencwarmer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

I saw a tall blonde walking past my window yesterday. I knew she was tall, because I live on the second floor.

@elementm not the best joke in the world but at least it's something haha

It's a start lol!

Thanks for this joke. I somehow didn't see all of these so am WAY behind on accepting them. Please accept my apologies and these late !DROPLOLZ 8

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@killerwot - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Hahahha I was wondering what Joke, thanks so much!

A gentleman goes to the house of a fortune teller, as soon as he arrives he knocks on the door and the fortune-teller asks "Who is it?" And the gentleman exclaims: "Let's start well ...".

@lozio71
@coccodema
@uggya
!LOLZ
!PGM
!LUV

REBLOG IT!:)

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @blumela
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/6)

Sent 0.1 PGM tokens to @lolztoken

remaining commands 0

Buy and stake 10 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM per day,
100 PGM token to send 0.1 PGM three times per day
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@blumela(2/4) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

Idea simpatica... vale la pena provare... grazie per il tag @blumela

Thanks for the !LOL. I'm going to give you the full reward of 5 LOLZ for this contribution, but will edit it down a bit to something like @crrdlx suggested below. !DROPLOLZ 8

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@blumela - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

Credit: vcclothing
@blumela, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

Man goes to fortune teller's door, "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Nevermind."

Spin-off from joke by @blumela :)

!LOLZ

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

Credit: lofone
@crrdlx, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @blumela
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/6)

Thanks for the !LOLZ. I'm going to give you partial credit since you editted @blumela's joke. !DROPLOLZ 5

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

Credit: lofone
@crrdlx, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@crrdlx - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Thanks for the shout out!
Ill keep them coming starting here:

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory: all I did was take a day off!

Dude... you are in our zone. Pure !LOLZ gold! Thanks!

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

Credit: bulldog-joy
@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (19/10)

are any of these jokes worthy of some Lolz? gotta hustle to buy my buddy that coffee and get into the delegation pool.

Wow... I'm not sure what happened. I must have fallen asleep at the wheel. Yes, there are a bunch in there I will accept. I'm truely about to fall asleep at the wheel so I will go through them tomorrow. Here is an !LOLZ to add to your stake, and then I'll send you some more after I go through these and add them to the database.

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.

Credit: reddit
@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

Kool Kool i hope you do not crash behind that wheel.

!PIZZA !BEER !HIVEBITS

Locked in, loving it. Looking forward to what you'all are building. We all need to laugh and this project does just that....and more!

What a little mermaid does at the bottom of the sea? She plays with a whale XD
@atnazo
@skgcrypto

Hahaha. Thanks for the !LOLZ. !DROPLOLZ 2

Why do math teacher have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

Credit: theabsolute
@bokica80, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@bokica80 - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

I am so much addicted to hive that i mistake the messages to WhatsApp

Reblogged!

Thanks for the !LOLZ

What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.

Credit: captaincryptic
@emeka4, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

I reblog you, but... I can't say a joke 😞
But i love laughing with you! 😂

@uggya come here with me!

manco fossimo nella fontana di trevi come nella dolce vita! mi sento un po' Mastroianni!

Thanks so much... !DROPLOLZ 4

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@coccodema - You received a 4.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Right now, don't have any joke to share bt we always share wen I discover one... just reblogged.... I love to laugh and glad to join the community

We are so glad to have you! !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@pro-elina - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

Credit: lofone
@pro-elina, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

Similar to one I sent a few weeks ago:
What do you call bears with no ears? B.

Reblogged
Keep on laughing!
!LUV

!LOLZ took me a second... but that's good. !DROPLOLZ 7

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@manuvert - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

Credit: marshmellowman
@manuvert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)

Thanks a bunch! Like I often say, the dumber, the better! Well, for jokes anyways...

And a quick one that I read recently:
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.

!LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 5 more!

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@manuvert - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

Credit: adedayoolumide
@manuvert, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)

Do not spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.

Already have that one.

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He didn’t get hurt
because it was a soft drink.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Smoking will kill you… Bacon will kill you… And yet, smoking bacon will cure it.

!LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 5

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

Credit: gillianpearce
@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

Have heard that one.. but !DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

The Man Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Restaurant In Peace.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner — all it was doing was gathering dust.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it at a remote location

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

My math teacher called me average — it’s so mean!

I'm a math geek so bonus points.... !DROPLOLZ 7

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day — that’s a bit of a stretch.

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

The person who invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

The other day I asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

I didn’t like my beard at first, but it grew on me.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

A baseball walks into a bar — the bartender throws it out.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

When everything is coming your way — you’re in the wrong lane.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.


Hey @lolztoken, here is a little bit of BEER from @marshmellowman for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

Keep the dream alive — hit your snooze button.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

!LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 5

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.

Credit: marshmellowman
@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Got that one too.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

I can't believe I keep on looking for my phone for almost 1 hour, only to find out that the phone is in my hand

I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.

!DROPLOLZ 5

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

Already got that one.

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