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I'm cooler in the summer.

Tell your brother that shark story again.

Nice legs!

What does white dog shit taste like?

And cents.

You cant afford me.

Will you take a selfi with me

I forgot what I was gunna say.

Papa smurf said you better be 100% ready next time.

or else

And he better say it not spray it! Stoner phuq.

Ever fart twins?

@spareshorts may have been used.