That Vodka juice box is hilarious. Why not, I guess?
I totally resonate with the 'craft beer' one. I have a hipster friend who is always trying to get me to drink some weird shit that always tastes like ass.
My favorite beer is randomly made by a tea company. It's called "Tetley's Smooth Flow". It has an oddly creamy taste and goes down super smooth. I have only ever seen it in England though. Good stuff!