Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put mascara with their mouth closed? 
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Why don't you ever see the headline "psychi wins lottery "
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is that to stop windows 98, you have to click a "start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and diswashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called "a broker"?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Do you know that indestructible black box that is used in on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole place out of that stuff? 
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
When dog's food is new and improved tasting, who taste it?
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