Sumfukin' toen, UK — Ramblers were astonished to discover that a cosmic hole spanning 20m in diameter appeared out of nowhere for no reason whatsoever. The supernatural discovery, which is approximately ten meters in depth, shocked the otherwise idyllic mining community of Battle Grove.
The pit has been described by locals as “the abyss, innit” which according to various prophecies, is the realm and gateway to Hades or quite simply, Satan. However, it is still unclear at this point whether any microwaves have been hurled into the pit to counter attack.
This pit is clearly inhabited by The Beast who is obviously planning on using this random geographical point to start the extermination of the human race! We must be ready for the apocalypse!