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dudedangerous (31)in #news • 3 years ago
Vlad The Lesbian Impaler
Vlad Tepes, more commonly known to western civilisation as “Vlad the Impaler”, was a well endowed prince who during his bloody reign, employed euphemisms and toilet humour to…
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dudedangerous (31)in #news • 3 years ago
Amsterdam Maximator: Jihad In A Can
The Amsterdam Maximator is the Holy Grail of the super lager world. With 11.6% volume of unrefined liver failure, there is very little doubt that this can of gut rot can cause…
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dudedangerous (31)in #news • 3 years ago
Pilgrims and Indians: The Thanksgiving Legacy
Before we begin to delve into the folklore surrounding Thanksgiving, we should first establish the significance of the Pilgrims, prior to their arrival in Newfoundland and of…
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dudedangerous (31)in #medical • 3 years ago
Acute Gleichschaltung Syndrome
Acute Gleichschaltung Syndrome (AGS) refers to an idiopathic neurological disorder for which there is no known cure. Research dictates that the disease is related to a low…
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dudedangerous (31)in #science • 3 years ago
Sci-Shorts: Who Came First?
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, a satisfied smile across its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off…
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dudedangerous (31)in #news • 3 years ago
The Pit Of Darkness
Sumfukin' toen, UK — Ramblers were astonished to discover that a cosmic hole spanning 20m in diameter appeared out of nowhere for no reason whatsoever. The supernatural…
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dudedangerous (31)in #news • 3 years ago
Breaking News Curator Assaulted Over Jokes
The reliable, loving and ever so handsome dude dangerous , was verbally assaulted yesterday when a conservative bible thumper couldn’t take a joke. The vicious attack lasted…
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dudedangerous (31)in #poetry • 3 years ago
Thine Log Of Wonder
Thine Log Of Wonder dudedangerous (25)in #poems • 6 days ago The following composition was originally written by myself as a festive carol for St. Anne’s Church, Rogerstone.…
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dudedangerous (31)in #news • 3 years ago
Comfy Circumstances
Two men were arrested on Tuesday after wheeling a dead man through an office block in one of those really cool swivel chairs. The chair itself was of management status and was…
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dudedangerous (31)in #world • 3 years ago
Terrorists? You're screwed
Kunming, China — When your country is threatened by terrorists intent on using aggressive ideologies to undermine your economic status, what do you do? You take a few bricks and…
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dudedangerous (31)in #diy • 3 years ago
How-to: Microwave Beast Slayer
Yet another exciting use for appliances!
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