I think one of the more poignant t-shirts I've seen read "You're someone's reason to masturbate." My friend Sparkle (real name-- she had hippie parents) used to wear it to parties as a "conversation starter" and was it ever.
What was interesting, though, was that it made so many people squirm uncomfortably... for so many reasons. And this was among grad school aged people...
What a fantastic name! That shirt sounds like the perfect ice-breaker. I would've laughed and instantly walk over to chat.