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I just want to sit down and eat some rice pilaf. And you ain't getting any.

I don't care how fancy your harvest is. It is my rice pilaf. Mine!

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I'm telling you man. Last night when I rolled over, there was a polar bear looking straight at me. I got up, yelled yababababa and it went poof and turned into a hat which I ate for lunch.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.