Johnny and Janie, dressed in workout clothes, drink from their Nalgenes.
Janie: You hearda the Gentleman’s Courtyard?
Johnny: Ya. That new gym in B-Hills.
Janie: Ya. Super swanky. I’m like Gold’s GOODBYE.
Johnny: You goin’ there now, yo!
Janie: I mean, not yet. Dawg, I bet they require a credit check.
Johnny: I get my money’s worth at 24-hour, yo. I pump ‘round the clock.
Janie: Ha. Yeah. They always thinking, we sign you up, you never show, money in our pcokets for nothin’.
Johnny: But we got the system BEAT.
Janie: 30 minutes at each gym, each day. Getting so many personal trainers!
Johnny: I get a free juice at each one. BOOM.
Janie: So you signing up with me for this Gentleman’s Courtyard.
Johnny: Race ya.
They run around the room three times, as an upright butler (THADDEUS) enters and stands center.
Johnny and Jamie run up to him.
Janie: Tag! Boom!
Johnny: Boom!
Janie: You got one-a those free trials.
Thaddeus: Excuse me, madam, sir. I’m afraid we’ve not been properly introduced.
Thaddeus tingles a bell. Out runs Quentin, a woman.
Janie: Quent! ‘Sup grrrrl!?
Quent: Yo! Long time grrrl. This is Thaddeus Jeeves. Thaddeus Jeeves, this be my girl Janie, and my boy Johnny. They from Los Feliz. Brodettes, Thaddeus is from ENGLISH LAND.
Johnny: Yo!
Janie: Awesome. Yo, Thaddeus, we here to get one-a dem -YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT. - Gym Membership.
Thaddeus: Apologies, Ms. Janie, we have no such thing.
Janie: What you talking about. You a gym, ain’t you. You gotta have a membership program.
Thaddeus: We are not a gym. We are a proper facility. We are a James.
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