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!!! TELL US!!! :P
Slides 1 SBD under the table

Ponders over the SBD transaction, decides to take it and lean closely in. Because we near a table all of the sudden.
Now yah listen here laddy, I dunno how yah caught me but nae decide to throw me into a cell. But I shall tell yah once, peck maybe twice. But listen carefully: wo shi qi sui (我十七岁). There, go use googlus Translatus on that one.
(And before someone asks: 我说一点点中文。 I speak a little bit of Chinese)

Finishes the drink and tips his fedora at you before leaving.

Well played.