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yellin' "Christmas came early, bitch, and I'm Santa Claus"

writin' smooth lines in a dependent clause

then forgettin' everythin' that once was

and smokin' some pot with the Wizard of Oz

but it was laced with PCP and I shit my drawers

so I walked into the ER and I got me some gauze

then sent myself flowers in a fancy vase