RE: Motivational poems for those who get lost in the wilderness

[nonameslefttouse]

yellin' "Christmas came early, bitch, and I'm Santa Claus"

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[brandt]

writin' smooth lines in a dependent clause

[nonameslefttouse]

then forgettin' everythin' that once was

[brandt]

and smokin' some pot with the Wizard of Oz

[nonameslefttouse]

but it was laced with PCP and I shit my drawers

[brandt]

so I walked into the ER and I got me some gauze

[nonameslefttouse]

then sent myself flowers in a fancy vase