I'm all too familiar with "face-plant" syndrome...
I was at a church retreat a few years ago, and got talked into a softball game. Somehow I was under the mistaken impression that I was still "young," and did a face plant while trying to run and catch a ball... :O
Ah, I can't wait for my new body... Please, LORD, come soon!
Ouch! that would hurt diving for a ball and hitting face first into sod. It only took me a month for all the bruising and swelling to go down, lol.