They're a proper fucking drain on the country, let's deal with this retarded shit once and for all.
Wake up plebs. I've something to say!
Now, I don't know about you, but i'm fucking sick to the back teeth with the terminally ill.
Moping around, filling up hospitals and raping the pool dry.. I mean, it was YOU filthy horrible lot that bloody paid for it, you should be fucking livid... the soon-to-be-dead-anyway are currently spending half of the entire budget. The useless sacks of shit.
We are therefore proud to announce our latest government measure, a bill which will send an immediate, unequivocable, and powerful message to those who choose not to do the right thing, which of course is to take a whole weeks morphine ration along with a nice bottle of Gin.
OUR PLAN TO TACKLE THIS ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR
In the next session of parliament, we will be requiring local coucils to issue a quota of "end of life enforcement notices" to people who have been diagnosed with less than a year to live. These notices require the individual to immediately desist in using NHS services, drop-in centres and government funded support services, or pay an on the spot fine of £300, rising by an index linked percentage multiplier to the inflation rate, which is liable for every week they fail to comply with the notice.
This sends a clear message to the infirm that it just won't be tolerated for people who have absolutely no desire to contribute to this country to continue to use its services for free. It's sensible, it's practical, and it's the right thing to do.
The net effect on the economy is expected to be as follows:
- a sharp increase in available wards which can be packaged up and sold in larger lots to Richard Branson, and my husbands hedge fund.
- more money saved in frontline treatment can be funneled in to bolstering pension pots into private investment schemes which buy up government debt bonds and repackage them for sale to the Chinese.
- more empty homes which can be upcycled. In other words, flattened, and used to build a low rent tower block clad entirely in BBQ lighter bricks.
- no more heating allowance payments
I look forward to the public consultation, and my government will naturally draw whatever conclusions I wish once the 7 day period is over, and bring this bill onto the statute books.
For those that exploit the system by willingly being a burden on it, your time is up. Your days are numbered. Goodbye.
I must say you are softening.
I was expecting all useless eaters to have their front doors dusted with Novichok so they would be gone swiftly. What amazing generosity you are offering morphine and gin!
Tell us more about your husbands hedge fund, now you have brought it up.
I did get a chuckle out of this rant for the BBQ lighter bricks, "end of life enforcement notices" and no more heating allowance.
Can we hear your thoughts on single mothers on benefits please.
Spend their pensions, wait you did that, okay take the children from them, okay you did that, fine them for not sending brats to school, oh fuck me you did that already, I got it now, invest in more government, to have more think tanks, on how to tax the plebs, It took me a while, and that will be 5 million £ from the depleted pension fund please bitch.
You forgot the wastage on unecessary wars.
The loyal plebs I would think are all too aware of that, and Theresa's husband, does a smashing job of making money off the bombs we drop. Whilst nobody cares we need to find a few more countries to drop some on. hmmmmmm middle east I guess, that's another 5 million £ then for me.
I'd love to give you my 100% vote Ms. May but I've used all my voting power on the bloody less fucking fortunate. Smh.
Well that's a fucking ridiculous thing to do you stupid, low-born scrut. Those useless cunts are never going give you a return on investment. It's like renting a prostitute, and then paying her to watch you milk the cow.
You should realise by now that being poor is a choice, and we should respect these peoples choice to live in shit and eat out of date food from Asda's bins.
Is there any way you could see fit to implement some kind of "solent green" idea use for the terminally ill to avoid further wastage? Perhaps a bonus payment for turning in early?
Now, that isn't a bad idea at all, and could go a long way to meeting our Agenda 21 depopulation targets, especially with people who carry transmittable diseases....
Would you like a position as a junior health secretary? That's by far one a much better idea than any of those fuckhead lefty civil servant wankers ever come up with.
Is this where I apply for me meme viewing license?
Yes. It's $6000 for a colour meme license. Double that if you're a pensioner or a retard.
Rosa Resa, You are so beautiful, Greetings from the roots of British crone