I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?
*ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long life.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)
- PASTOR: My son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
- PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*PASTOR: Alright my son.
*ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family,
*PASTOR: (No reply).
*ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the terrorists of joy kidnap you sir!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all yours friends and relations,
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: May the anointing from above destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.
*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot....
Plz keep laughing and 4get d situation of Nigeria jooor!!! πππ