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elombah (32)in #documentation • 9 years ago
DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT😜
Once a Lawyer was travelling by train from Liverpool to Manchester. When the train started, He was traveling alone in the business class. Some time later, a Beautiful lady…
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elombah (32)in #jackson • 9 years ago
Michael Jackson
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elombah (32)in #life • 9 years ago
Life after delivery
In a mother’s womb were two babies. One baby asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after…
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elombah (32)in #words • 9 years ago
This is for men, It may be useful for you too.....
Have youever listened to any Master of ceremony crack their usual jokes at wedding receptions? It goes thus:.. "who should pay bills or take care of the children? Who is to…
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elombah (32)in #love • 9 years ago
Father and mother . This is natural division of labour.
One who loves till you close your eyes, is a Mother. One who loves without an expression in the eyes, is a Father. Mother - Introduces you to the world. Father - Introduces…
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elombah (32)in #laughs • 9 years ago
A police officer stopped a pastor for speeding.
The Pastor seeing trouble, yelled back: “I am a pastor going to church not a thief” The officer replied: “Please, leave that pastor thing out. Anyway, if you are indeed a…
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elombah (32)in #mark • 9 years ago
The goal is to be rich not to look rich
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elombah (32)in #jack • 9 years ago
You Are Poor Because You Have No Ambition.
Jack Ma: Before I founded Alibaba, I invited 24 friends to my house to discuss the business opportunity. After discussing for about two hours, they were still confused — I have…
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elombah (32)in #investment • 9 years ago
Proper Investment .
YOU HAVE 2 OPTIONS. It's either u store your money in the bank for safekeeping while the bank invest with your money and make profit unknown to you. OR You invest some part of…
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elombah (32)in #the • 9 years ago
The piggy bank saving
She is a housewife, she heard about the piggy bank savings and decided to try it out. This is from N500 from the husband for ice cream, N1000 for recharge cards. She decided to…
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elombah (32)in #thank • 9 years ago
Your Mantra is thank you
A rich man looked through his window and saw a poor man picking something from his dustbin ... He said, Thank GOD I'm not poor. The poor man looked around and saw a naked man…
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elombah (32)in #laughs • 9 years ago
THE PEAK OF CIVILIZATION!!!
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor…
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elombah (32)in #prayers • 9 years ago
WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK 😂😂😂
I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in; *PASTOR: How are you? *ME: I'm fine Daddy. *PASTOR: May the…
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elombah (32)in #iceberg • 9 years ago
Success the iceberg illusion .
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elombah (32)in #woman • 9 years ago
WOMAN
● changes her name ● changes her home ● leaves her family ● moves in with you ● builds a home with you ● gets pregnant for you ● pregnancy changes her body ● she…
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elombah (32)in #parents • 9 years ago
A beautiful message ..........from one mother to another mother
There were days when My home used to be filled with laughter, arguments, fights, jokes and loads of mischief. Books used to be strewn all over the show. Pens and books all…
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elombah (32)in #dreams • 9 years ago
Dreams and regrets
A man is not old until regrets takes the place of dreams. If you look back, chances are you could be going that way. When you achieve one dream, dream another. Getting what you…
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elombah (32)in #acid • 9 years ago
WHAT TO DO IF SOMEONE THROWS ACID ON YOU
The reason for this post is that so many people are getting attacked nowadays as so many evil people see acid as the punishment of sorts for whatever they feel offended by. So…
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elombah (32)in #marriage • 9 years ago
The different between FINISHED and COMPLETE .
If you MARRY a good WIFE you are COMPLETE but If you MARRY a bad WIFE you are FINISHED. If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day. Marry the wrong person…
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elombah (32)in #blind • 9 years ago
The Blind Man .
A man married a beautiful girl. He loved her very much. One day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her beauty. It so happened that one day her husband left…
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