The Harsh Truth About Productivity Myths (From Someone Who Actually Works)

People love repeating productivity slogans they never follow.
“Wake up at 5 AM.” “Work in silence.” “Success is discipline.”
Yeah… and unicorns live in my bathtub.

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Here’s the truth no one tells you:

• Most “hustle gurus” sleep more than you.
• The 5 AM rule works only if your life isn’t a mess.
• Overworking doesn’t make you successful — consistency does.
• Motivation is a battery… and it dies daily.
• Real growth comes from showing up even when you hate it.

If you’re tired, congrats — that means you’re actually doing something.
If you’re confused, that means you’re growing.
If you’re imperfect, that means you’re human — not a productivity robot.

The world doesn’t need more perfect routines.
It needs people who actually do the damn work.
“Drop a comment so I can roast your excuses gently.”😅