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So, you have a difficult week?
I like your wordplay.

I'll be taking photos of empty streets later today - may run into some mind controlled cult members...

Just you be a careful fella and keep out of their sight.
They just might think that you are some foreign spy planning to bomb them or for some other reason.

I have also had some innings with people, but then I show them the photos of the clouds on my camera and then they leave me alone.