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And these people are in charge!

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Me: ✉️ Afternoon, Dave, the following products are due to expire. Can you let me know how many years you wish to renew for?
ESET PROTECT Essential On-Prem 7 Users for 1 Year @ £174.30p + vat
ESET PROTECT Essential On-Prem 7 Users for 2 years @ £313.60p + vat
ESET PROTECT Essential On-Prem 7 Users for 3 years @ £470.40p + vat

Dave: ✉️ Can you tell me what this is for?

Me: ✉️ It's your Anti-virus protection. We just need to know how many years you wish to renew for?

Dave: ✉️ How many do we have?

Me: ✉️ It tells you in the original email, seven.

Dave: ✉️ OK, seven should be fine.

Me: ✉️ How many years do you want to renew for?

Me: ✉️ Three, the same as we did last time.

WTF? Shoot me! Shoot me now!


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I love to see someone who enjoys their job. Mine is mostly to keep machines happy rather than people.

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It's an example of yet another person I'm communicating with who I might just as well be talking to a brick wall. 😉

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