Shower Thoughts

in #showerthoughts8 years ago


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One night stands are kinda like taking shrooms... you know it'll probably be a good time but you're just not sure if you wanna make the full 6 hour commitment.

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Oh dear, this is the first time I hear that a one night stand is a 6 hour commitment ! I've been doing it all wrong ... 😐 But then what do you do with the 5 hours 53 minutes??

7 minutes!!! lol! You're right, it shouldn't take 6 hours but I'm including the extra drink at the bar... the cab ride... the night cap... the extended foreplay... the 7 minutes lol... the cuddling after... etc. etc. etc.

feels highly inadequate after seeing the 6 hour number 😅

Yes ....but if it is a good trip it is always worth it.

Taking shrooms is kind of like one night stands. You dread the moment anxiously all day and then when the time comes you remember why you make such a big deal out of it and enjoy yourself.