Apparently, dropping f-bombs in interviews now makes you a man.
Someone tell him yelling at baristas doesn’t count as testosterone.
Journalists say he’s “less scripted” and “more raw.” Translation: he watched a few Trump clips and thought, “Hey, maybe if I talk tough, people will finally take me seriously.”
Let’s be real — the Democratic Party is so desperate for male voters, they’re basically cosplaying as Republicans now.
They spent years calling masculinity “toxic,” and now they’re out here trying to order it on Amazon Prime.
Newsom’s out here swearing every 60 seconds like it’s a CrossFit routine for his ego — trying to convince America he’s got that “alpha energy.”
Spoiler alert: if you have to say you’re alpha… you’re not.
Gavin Newsom and “Alpha Male” in the same sentence?
That’s not politics — that’s a deleted scene from Mean Girls: Sacramento Edition. 💅🤣