So apparently Higgins won the runoff with 59.5%, while González pulled in a humble 40.5% which is basically the political version of getting bodied in Mario Kart by someone who doesn’t even know the controls.
And the best part?
Only 21% of registered voters showed up.
Twenty. One. Percent.
That's not an election—that’s a neighborhood BBQ where half the people didn’t even know they were invited.
Now… food for thought.
Or better yet:
Let’s consider the following, because it might explain a lot:
Florida has turned into the nation’s favorite escape room.
We’ve had massive migration from:
• New York
• New Jersey
• California
• Illinois
• And a whole wave of folks from Latin America escaping instability
And yet here comes the punchline
people escape the policies they can’t stand,
only to vote for the exact same policies the moment they unpack their moving boxes.
It’s one of the great political paradoxes of our time.
Kind of like someone sprinting out of a burning building shouting:
“NEVER AGAIN!”
…then turning around and saying:
“But hold on—what if we tried the fire one more time?”
“I left because everything was too expensive, unsafe, and chaotic…
but let me vote for the exact same policies that made it that way.”
Makes perfect sense, right?
Florida:
Where the beaches are beautiful,
the weather is bipolar,
and the voting patterns could power a whole season of Black Mirror.
Stay tuned.
Because if this is the beginning…
the next election might be a full-on plot twist.