For most of my drug-using years, the only crystal I ever snorted was meth. Meth gives you lots of energy. It is basically a white energy crystal. Maybe I should even make a token for it and call it WEC (White Energy Crystal). Oh wait, I already did. Anyways, this lead me to ask, "What would happen if I decided to snort Dark Energy Crystal (DEC)? Would it be the opposite of meth since one is dark and one is white? Would it be like meth on meth, since it's darker than meth?" So many unanswered questions. So many unquestioned answers. Thus, I decided to try it out for you guys and write a trip report to describe it.
First, I bought some DEC on Beeswap. Unfortunately, this was virtual DEC so I couldn't snort it. That meant that I had to exchange the virtual DEC to physical Dark Energy Crystals. So I went to the local DEC merchant, Fluffles. It turns out Fluffles was on vacation so he put up a vending machine to dispense all his illicit crystals. All I had to do was send virtual DEC to the correct address, and the machine would spit out this crystalline-ish black powder thing. It was a really cool vending machine but I couldn't find it on Amazon.
OK, here is what you do. Take 3 very large hits of DMT. Now that you are virtual, enjoy some DEC.
I look forward to making this. I hope for done legendary golden snorts
That DEC is old hat. The new kid on the town is the SPS. A couple of grams of that will blow the head straight off you.
Absolutely killer work thank you very much and happy New Year!
Definitely make people laugh with some amazing humor like that.
Amazing creativity!
Happy New Year and I hope that you have an amazing amount of success this year.
Original content is King!
Do you got discord I'll totally hook you up with some help and advice on getting going.
Personally I just have a lot of fun as best I can without violating any of the rules.
Splinterlands is coming for you 😂😂😂
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That was a wild ride of a read.
Thanks on this awesome report, I wish I had a DEC vending machine somewhere.
Your writing reminds me of my early Rising Star posts. They are pretty fun.