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I'm so tempted to flag you just for the snark. :P

You love me long time? Really? Awesome!

You're that 5 dollah whore aren't you! 😉

Are you trying to insult me??? It's 6 dollah!

Oh sorry, you're the "deluxe" type!

No he's not. The deluxe type say "Me love you long time." He omitted the 'Me' and therefore is just a cheap knockoff. :P