You just have to get you a sugar daddy like ranchorelaxo. Have you tried wearing short shorts and a skin tight shirt that ties in the middle?
The trick is that you gotta make sure your balls don't fall out the bottom of the shorts. Once you have that covered, you are golden.
I am lucky on both ends; full head of hair and don't sit on my testicles yet... :P
Well then everything is about ready to fall in your lap. Once you land that whale keep me in mind . Lol