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Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

@secret-art, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @dksart
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/6)

Thanks for the !LUV
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
!HYPNO
!ENGAGE 10.
Have some !BEER.

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.

@dksart, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @secret-art
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

There has already been too much ENGAGE today.