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Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.

@jfang003, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @hhayweaver
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/4)

I got a few bad rolls here and there but my luck has been holding out so far. !LUV !LOL

If asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed...
...then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.

@hhayweaver, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @jfang003
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