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Shake shake shake, you roll the 20-sided die.

You rolled a 9.

Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 3.

If I miss, shoot again, if I hit, punch the hulk @rollthedice

Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 1.

Correct; shooting the hulk hits a player but you CAN shoot outside no problem, you just need to get a hit though. Sigh.

good heavens. Are those weighted dice?

Either that or they have AI and have it in for us.

Just like humans, with the resources of intelligence and knowledge, the computers will use them to win silly games.

If it can be calculated, A.I. is far superior in that aspect.